re:creation of man

mark (6:18:10 PM): do you think Adam was ever like, "eve, why you don't give dat ass up?" and eve is all "i like you as a friend, Adam"
mark (6:18:30 PM): eve: I'm just not looking for a relationship at this point in my life
mark (6:18:39 PM): eve: is that so hard to understand?
mark (6:18:55 PM): adam: what do i have that ....fuck i'm the ONLY PERSON HERE
mark (6:19:02 PM): adam: YOU HAVE TO FUCK ME SOMETIME
mark (6:19:12 PM): eve: ugh all you men are the same!
mark (6:19:18 PM): adam: ....what the fuck.
mark (6:19:28 PM): adam: *looks around*
mark (6:19:37 PM): adam: ...what the FUCK.
mark (6:19:59 PM): eve: look i just....just have different needs right now
mark (6:20:27 PM): eve: and i don't feel like you're being sensitive to them. i think we should see other people.
mark (6:20:38 PM): adam: *just starts walking away, shaking his head*
mark (6:20:46 PM): eve: I think you're a really nice guy, Adam!
mark (6:21:03 PM): eve: i'm just not looking for a relationship!
mark (6:21:35 PM): adam: *raises his hand up behind him in a fist, and slowly extends his middle finger*
owen (6:22:42 PM): as soon as adam leaves, eve picks up a fat twig and masturbates
mark (6:23:51 PM): eve: i'm not sure adam can satisfy me like this dried up piece-of-shit oak twig,. i hope he understands.
mark (6:24:09 PM): eve: he’s so good at listening to me!
mark (6:24:42): next day
mark (6:25:43 PM): eve: "..and i love him, and i know he loves me but just you know...sometimes Mr. Tiger gets angry at me and he beats me.... "
adam: i don't think he's right for you
eve: YOUR SO RITE ADAM!!!!!11 THANK U 4 LIST3NING 2 MEEEEE!
mark (6:25:45 PM): two weeks later
mark (6:26:05 PM): eve: OMG ADAM U WERE RITE MR TIGER AND I TOTALLIE GOT BAK 2GETHER N NOW WE R IN LUV!!!!!!!!!
mark (6:26:23 PM): eve: HE FUKED ME HRRRD!~!!!!!!!!!

owen (6:28:08 PM): *adam kills himself*

mark (6:30:14 PM): eve: "oh shit"
mark (6:30:18 PM): "...hey god?"
owen (6:30:24 PM): "i killed another one"
mark (6:30:38 PM): god: EVE YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH
eve:....god you know you want it
owen (6:30:41 PM): god: stop pissing off all my men!
mark (6:31:12 PM): eve: don-choo wish yo girl-friend was hot! like! me!
owen (6:31:35 PM): god: i am my own girlfriend
owen (6:32:40 PM): eve: like, what is that supposed to mean?
owen (6:32:48 PM): god: it means STFU NOOB!!!
mark (6:33:45 PM): HAHAHAHA

mark (6:34:28 PM): i mean come on
mark (6:34:31 PM): this shit happened
mark (6:34:34 PM): verbatim.