assignment write-up: first edit [video only]

deciding that the voice acting of myself and (especially) that of my actress was significantly less than i'd hoped for, my project will take on a major shift in direction. the dialog and sound effects will be distorted and the footage will directly relate to this transformed audio track. therefore, the draft at this point does not represent the final aesthetic, as it is impossible for me to arrange the video without also working with the sound.

extension?

my actress bailed on me at the last minute. i have rescheduled the shoot with her for this wednesday night.

re:creation of man

mark (6:18:10 PM): do you think Adam was ever like, "eve, why you don't give dat ass up?" and eve is all "i like you as a friend, Adam"
mark (6:18:30 PM): eve: I'm just not looking for a relationship at this point in my life
mark (6:18:39 PM): eve: is that so hard to understand?
mark (6:18:55 PM): adam: what do i have that ....fuck i'm the ONLY PERSON HERE
mark (6:19:02 PM): adam: YOU HAVE TO FUCK ME SOMETIME
mark (6:19:12 PM): eve: ugh all you men are the same!
mark (6:19:18 PM): adam: ....what the fuck.
mark (6:19:28 PM): adam: *looks around*
mark (6:19:37 PM): adam: ...what the FUCK.
mark (6:19:59 PM): eve: look i just....just have different needs right now
mark (6:20:27 PM): eve: and i don't feel like you're being sensitive to them. i think we should see other people.
mark (6:20:38 PM): adam: *just starts walking away, shaking his head*
mark (6:20:46 PM): eve: I think you're a really nice guy, Adam!
mark (6:21:03 PM): eve: i'm just not looking for a relationship!
mark (6:21:35 PM): adam: *raises his hand up behind him in a fist, and slowly extends his middle finger*
owen (6:22:42 PM): as soon as adam leaves, eve picks up a fat twig and masturbates
mark (6:23:51 PM): eve: i'm not sure adam can satisfy me like this dried up piece-of-shit oak twig,. i hope he understands.
mark (6:24:09 PM): eve: he’s so good at listening to me!
mark (6:24:42): next day
mark (6:25:43 PM): eve: "..and i love him, and i know he loves me but just you know...sometimes Mr. Tiger gets angry at me and he beats me.... "
adam: i don't think he's right for you
eve: YOUR SO RITE ADAM!!!!!11 THANK U 4 LIST3NING 2 MEEEEE!
mark (6:25:45 PM): two weeks later
mark (6:26:05 PM): eve: OMG ADAM U WERE RITE MR TIGER AND I TOTALLIE GOT BAK 2GETHER N NOW WE R IN LUV!!!!!!!!!
mark (6:26:23 PM): eve: HE FUKED ME HRRRD!~!!!!!!!!!

owen (6:28:08 PM): *adam kills himself*

mark (6:30:14 PM): eve: "oh shit"
mark (6:30:18 PM): "...hey god?"
owen (6:30:24 PM): "i killed another one"
mark (6:30:38 PM): god: EVE YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH
eve:....god you know you want it
owen (6:30:41 PM): god: stop pissing off all my men!
mark (6:31:12 PM): eve: don-choo wish yo girl-friend was hot! like! me!
owen (6:31:35 PM): god: i am my own girlfriend
owen (6:32:40 PM): eve: like, what is that supposed to mean?
owen (6:32:48 PM): god: it means STFU NOOB!!!
mark (6:33:45 PM): HAHAHAHA

mark (6:34:28 PM): i mean come on
mark (6:34:31 PM): this shit happened
mark (6:34:34 PM): verbatim.